Drooling on Zoom

well technically it was
drooling on my keyboard but
it wasn’t my fault

the muscles of the body relax
during sleep and gravity dictates that
free of taunt neck muscles
a head will slump
to the keyboard

I’m sorry it presented
such a disruptive topic
for discussion
but the fact that
drool and head-typed gibberish
proved more popular than
your presentation
“The State of Video in B2B Interactions”

suggests the fault lies
with you

First published in the May 2022 issue of Winamop.
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